No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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