i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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