Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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