Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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