tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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