so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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