The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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