i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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