Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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