I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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