talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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