mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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