He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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