Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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