ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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