she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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