he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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