Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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