I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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