My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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