Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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