so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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