covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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