i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
we're so committed to being not committed
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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