Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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