that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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