WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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