We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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