If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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