Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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