That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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