so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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