I just pynch a tree in the face
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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