Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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