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• (248): View more from Michigan

  In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home

  (248): View more from Michigan

  r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?

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• (516): View more from New York

  i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level

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• (254): View more from Texas

  his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker

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• (305): View more from Florida

  so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  some bitch filled my sink with salsa.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots

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