Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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