I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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