I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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