He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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