Ambien. No doubt about it.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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