I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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