If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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