He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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