So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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