The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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