I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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