all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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