omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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