this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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