i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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