How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
