Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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