i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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