I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?