I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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