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I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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