Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i drank out of a bidet.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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