Swine flu. Run for my life!
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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