Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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